Wednesday, September 20, 2017

The Common Cold

I hate colds.

You know that feeling -- that back of the throat, everything coated in the taste of hate, running nose, do I have a fever?, now my nose is stopped up, now it's running again but only when I lie down, dizziness, don't want to eat, or can't stop eating, brain on a perpetual "out of order" tone, eyes half open, but can't sleep, why can't I sleep?, I just took two shots of Nyquil, I should be able to sleep, nope, just lying here, dripping, I stuffed a tissue up my nose, aren't I so sexy, now I feel chilled, ok now I'm too hot, make up your mind, headache, body aches, now I'm sneezing too -- kind of feeling.

I has that feeling.

I has it.

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